AssertionFailure: ChristmasProtocol.expectJoy() Fails Hard on TruthSocial
SUMMARY
ERROR: Failed to initialize holiday spirit module; unexpected exception in President.tweet() call.
DETAILS
1. Reproduction Steps
To reproduce this incident, execute the following command, observing the output carefully:
$ debugpost run holiday.broadcast --env=production --target=TruthSocial --user=PresidentTrump --verbosity=verbose
WARNING: Legacy system user "PresidentTrump" has elevated write permissions, bypassing standard content filters.
Initiating a public sentiment broadcast often triggers unpredictable cascade effects.
[LOGS] 2. Runtime Logs
[System Log - Dec 25, 2025]
INFO: [2025-12-25 08:24:00 EST] Initializing Christmas message module.
INFO: [2025-12-25 08:24:01 EST] Loading user grievances from TruthSocial.timeline.config. Dataset size: large.
WARN: [2025-12-25 08:24:02 EST] Detected 'Epstein' keyword in holiday message payload. Contextual risk assessment: high.
ERROR: [2025-12-25 08:24:03 EST] Sleazebags parameter detected in Merry Christmas function call. Unexpected argument type for festive context.
DEBUG: [2025-12-25 08:24:04 EST] Attempting self-correction: assert President.relationshipWithEpstein == null before fashionableDrop (Source: PresidentTrump).
ERROR: [2025-12-25 08:24:05 EST] Invariant violation: President.pastActionsWithEpstein does not match President.currentNarrative. Discrepancy in flight logs, party attendance, and file mentions observed.
WARN: [2025-12-25 08:24:06 EST] Radical Left Witch Hunt string detected, potentially obfuscating DOJ.EpsteinFiles context or deflecting from associated topics.
TRACE: [2025-12-25 08:24:07 EST] New York Times module invoked with Failing descriptor. Degradation of media_relations component observed.
FATAL: [2025-12-25 08:24:08 EST] System panic: "Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!" detected as termination message. User PresidentTrump session forcefully closed.
[TRACE] 3. Stack Trace (Mandatory)
4. Post-Mortem Notes
- REGRESSION: holiday_spirit_index observed at critically low levels post-deployment.
- KNOWN ISSUE: user_assertion_module (UAM) frequently overrules fact_check_system (FCS).
- WORKAROUND: Public advised to filter Truth Social feeds during major holidays for emotional stability.
- FIXED (N/A): Issue remains unresolved; President.tweet() exhibits non-deterministic behavior, requiring further investigation.
- PRIORITY: Evaluate TruthSocial platform for vulnerability to emotional payloads and lack of semantic context filtering.
- DEPENDENCY: reality.compiles() frequently fails due to unstable human factors and legacy political systems.